My name is Natalie. Some people call me ‘Nat’ ‘Natty’ ‘G-Nat’ don’t ask about the last one. My favorite little person in the world, calls me “Momma.” I have been married for five years, but together for 8. My husband could win the “Saints Award” for patiently and lovingly dealing with my crazy, OCD, ADD, anxious ass. I love spending time with my family, working out, and cooking. I like sitting around a bonfire on a crisp fall night, wearing a hoodie and a pair of comfy jeans. I like laying in the sun on a hot summer day by the lake. I’m the epitome of a Midwestern gal. I speak my mind and cuss like a sailor.
I have been giving advice for as long as I can remember. My phone rings constantly with text messages starting with, “Do you think it’s normal…” Anything that starts with that statement is bound for something interesting. I have always been intrigued by humans and the way they think and process thoughts into emotions. Maybe that’s why people are attracted to me? Who knows. If you want advice on relationships, I’m your girl. You’re fighting with your momma, I’m your girl. You’re trying to keep yourself from jumping off a bridge because your toddler has a viral infection and has been attached to you for 5 days. That’s right, I’m your girl! Ask me questions, I’ll answer them as soon as I can.
Note: I am not a health professional by any means. I am not a banker, attorney, or politician and would prefer not to answer those questions.